Post by Saint Saito on Oct 1, 2015 0:37:49 GMT
The Saint Comes Marching In
Word Count: 500/500
“If you've ever won a championship, then that's all you're interested in doing.”
- Bill Parcells
The scene opened with a close-up shot of a large, beautiful golden plate of a championship title. The camera then zoomed out and back until the title belt it initially focused on became three belts resting on a table. Behind that table was Saint Saito, dressed in a hoodie and jeans and sitting lazily against her chair as she flashed the camera a cocky smirk.
“They’re beautiful, aren’t they? I love everything about these things: the supple, finely tooled leather straps, the gorgeous shiny golden plates… Gaudy sons of bitches, true, but they are each proof that you are a champion.”
Her smirk became a wide grin.
“And I got three of them! You know…someone once said that once you win a championship then that’s all you’re interested in doing. The thing of it is...as you can see before you…the guy who said those words is right! And you know what else? I’m far from being done, which brings me to the issue of the Championship of Seishin. Just like the man said, all I’m interested in is adding that sumbitch to my collection. However…my first step to taking what I want means I have to take out a certain little lady.”
Saito paused for a moment.
“Now…if you follow Twitter at all then it’s no secret that my opponent and I are indeed fucking. But if you all think that just because I’m fucking Kai Shizuka that I’m just gonna roll over and let her win, or that I’m going to go easy on her...well then kiddies, you don’t know me very well! I roll over for nobody, and I don’t go easy on nobody either. Just to make myself clear, if I have to hurt my girlfriend to get closer to my goal, then that’s fine by me. If I have to bust her face in like any other little bitch I face in the ring to take that first step toward gold then I’ll happily do it. You might think me an evil bitch for saying so, but let’s face it…I don’t care!”
Saito ran a hand through her hair before continuing.
“So, to Kai Shizuka I say this...Kai, sweetie, you and me may be doing the horizontal mamba on a regular basis – especially that time we screwed in the Korakuen Hall's locker room – you should expect no quarter from me. No mercy. I’ll kick your ass at We Are Seishin and I’ll do it with a smile on my face. And to everybody else? If I’m happy to beat the living shit out of my girlfriend, well…what do you think I’ll do to you? I’m coming for that gold, and there ain’t a damn thing any of you bitches can do about it.”
She finishes her speech with a salute to the camera.
“See you around.”
Saito rose from her seat and walked away as the scene faded to black.
