Post by The Jersey Whore on Dec 18, 2015 22:34:21 GMT
The latest video uploaded to the Seishin website opens on a shot of an empty wooden tabletop, onto which several items begin to be tossed a moment later. As each item flies into frame and hits the wooden surface, a nasally voice names it from off-screen:
'A loaf a' white bread.
A stuffed polar bear.
A Brooklyn Nets joysey.
Cottonelle tissue.
Put all a' them together, they still not as white as that punk-ass ho I be facin' at See Chin Six.'
The camera swivels around to reveal the speaker – the more unpleasant half of the Wonders of Seishin, Tammy Tits. The Jersey native wears her habitual scowl as she continues:
'See, this bitch Tatyana? She be frontin' like nobody's business, but we both be knowin' the truth. Gurl, you white. You so white, every Christmas, you be hopin' it don't snow so Santa ain't pass you by. You so white, when you in bed, ain't nobody can see you. You so white, you be askin' Vanna an' Jaleel for royalty money. Gurl, you so white, last Halloween, people be sayin' your ghost costume was baller...before you be puttin' it on!'
The 'Jersey Whore' allows herself a chuckle.
'So how the fuck you gon' front like you street, gurl? How the fuck you gon' tell someone like me you ghetto? Shiiiiit. Ain't nobody buyin' what you sellin', gurlfriend!'
Tammy's smirk widens as she continues:
'An' then you front like you better 'n' me 'cause you be openin' the show an' shit? Gurl, you lost. Who cares 'bout you open the show? Ain't but one of us be holdin' bling after the show, know what I'm sayin'?'
Tammy holds up her Wonders of Seishin belt proudly, allowing viewers at home to get a good look at the beautiful gold plate, now sporting the word 'TAMMY' across it in permanent black marker. The streetwalker, however, seems proud, rather than ashamed, of what she has done, promptly pointimg it out.
'See? This my bling, yo. It be havin' my name on it. Them two bitches at the show thought we was nothin', thought this gon' be they bling...well, right now, they be sittin' at home suckin' they thumbs while me 'n' my girl Molly be callin' ourselves Champions! Know why? 'Cause we ain't give a fuck 'bout openin' no show to no sellout crowd. Gurl, we open mad shows down in Cali. Problem was...we was losin'. Just like you was losin' at the Dome. Just like you gon' lose again on Monday. 'Cause ain't no big deal to open no shows. It's all 'bout them wins, babygurl. Them wins you ain't got an' I do. An' on Monday...you gon' stay not havin' wins. An' ya gurl right here?? She goin' 3-0, yo.'
The 'Jersey Whore' smirks.
'So yeah, babygurl...on Monday...better change ya name to Strawberries...
..'cause you 'bout to get creamed!'
With this, the 'Jersey Whore' walks off-screen, leaving the video to wrap itself up.
'A loaf a' white bread.
A stuffed polar bear.
A Brooklyn Nets joysey.
Cottonelle tissue.
Put all a' them together, they still not as white as that punk-ass ho I be facin' at See Chin Six.'
The camera swivels around to reveal the speaker – the more unpleasant half of the Wonders of Seishin, Tammy Tits. The Jersey native wears her habitual scowl as she continues:
'See, this bitch Tatyana? She be frontin' like nobody's business, but we both be knowin' the truth. Gurl, you white. You so white, every Christmas, you be hopin' it don't snow so Santa ain't pass you by. You so white, when you in bed, ain't nobody can see you. You so white, you be askin' Vanna an' Jaleel for royalty money. Gurl, you so white, last Halloween, people be sayin' your ghost costume was baller...before you be puttin' it on!'
The 'Jersey Whore' allows herself a chuckle.
'So how the fuck you gon' front like you street, gurl? How the fuck you gon' tell someone like me you ghetto? Shiiiiit. Ain't nobody buyin' what you sellin', gurlfriend!'
Tammy's smirk widens as she continues:
'An' then you front like you better 'n' me 'cause you be openin' the show an' shit? Gurl, you lost. Who cares 'bout you open the show? Ain't but one of us be holdin' bling after the show, know what I'm sayin'?'
Tammy holds up her Wonders of Seishin belt proudly, allowing viewers at home to get a good look at the beautiful gold plate, now sporting the word 'TAMMY' across it in permanent black marker. The streetwalker, however, seems proud, rather than ashamed, of what she has done, promptly pointimg it out.
'See? This my bling, yo. It be havin' my name on it. Them two bitches at the show thought we was nothin', thought this gon' be they bling...well, right now, they be sittin' at home suckin' they thumbs while me 'n' my girl Molly be callin' ourselves Champions! Know why? 'Cause we ain't give a fuck 'bout openin' no show to no sellout crowd. Gurl, we open mad shows down in Cali. Problem was...we was losin'. Just like you was losin' at the Dome. Just like you gon' lose again on Monday. 'Cause ain't no big deal to open no shows. It's all 'bout them wins, babygurl. Them wins you ain't got an' I do. An' on Monday...you gon' stay not havin' wins. An' ya gurl right here?? She goin' 3-0, yo.'
The 'Jersey Whore' smirks.
'So yeah, babygurl...on Monday...better change ya name to Strawberries...
..'cause you 'bout to get creamed!'
With this, the 'Jersey Whore' walks off-screen, leaving the video to wrap itself up.
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