Post by misspark on Oct 31, 2015 2:50:40 GMT
The footage showed a swimming pool in Central Florida, by a swimming pool near to the whitewashed walls of the Omega Academy, focusing on Seishin's Great Dane. Valkyrie was reclining with a glass of blood red mead in hand, and the Dane had a look on her face.
“This seems to be beyond a fucking joke as of late, every time I get a match that leads to the gold, there's a fucking curveball thrown into the path. Multiple Opponents. Jacqui Monroe tried to fuck with me in this same way back in GPW and I cut down three of her favourites. No matter though, because every time someone throws that curve ball, I'll take a fucking swing with a bat wrapped in barbed wire.”
“Ladies, let me explain how this is going to go for you, because the last match I had multiple opponents, there was a third body, and those three all had to resort to hitting me with chairs in an attempt to get the job done and they failed miserably. I got the title shot waiting, and on this quest to get the Seishin belt, I'm more than prepared to go through that hel again.”
“Merlot wants to call me a freak of nature, not my fault that Scandinavian blood breeds us tall and strong, unlike Japan where the emphasis seems to be on short and cute. Merlot, you're words are as empty as your passion has been ever since Kendra disappeared off Twitter. If you want to fight me in Berserker Mode, which is the very fucking definition of Strong Style which makes men and women alike flinch when they hear the strikes from my shins, forearms and knees, then that's your funeral. Maybe someone will throw you a few condolence envelopes instead of streamers before I drop you on your head.”
“Then we have eNigma or whatever ridiculous name she conjured up for herself. A native who sounds like a Gaijin like me, described as a wild dog. I'll spoil this for you right now, there is only one wild dog in Seishin and she has a bite that's much worse than her bark. And unlike my Red Baron, I am willing to attack because I am no lapdog, regardless of what Jacqui Monroe would tell you. When it comes to the ring eNigma, I know a number of ways to put down anyone regardless of how strong, small and quick they are, and they sink in easily because of my training. Six seconds with the correct technique and you take a brief nap on the mat, which in most cases is enough time for me to steal a pin, but I rely on my pure power because it is much more fun to see the natives bounce!”
“The Vikings took another thousand years to finally reach Japan, and neither eNigma or Merlot can stop the raiders from making off with the gold!”
And then the screen went black...
“This seems to be beyond a fucking joke as of late, every time I get a match that leads to the gold, there's a fucking curveball thrown into the path. Multiple Opponents. Jacqui Monroe tried to fuck with me in this same way back in GPW and I cut down three of her favourites. No matter though, because every time someone throws that curve ball, I'll take a fucking swing with a bat wrapped in barbed wire.”
“Ladies, let me explain how this is going to go for you, because the last match I had multiple opponents, there was a third body, and those three all had to resort to hitting me with chairs in an attempt to get the job done and they failed miserably. I got the title shot waiting, and on this quest to get the Seishin belt, I'm more than prepared to go through that hel again.”
“Merlot wants to call me a freak of nature, not my fault that Scandinavian blood breeds us tall and strong, unlike Japan where the emphasis seems to be on short and cute. Merlot, you're words are as empty as your passion has been ever since Kendra disappeared off Twitter. If you want to fight me in Berserker Mode, which is the very fucking definition of Strong Style which makes men and women alike flinch when they hear the strikes from my shins, forearms and knees, then that's your funeral. Maybe someone will throw you a few condolence envelopes instead of streamers before I drop you on your head.”
“Then we have eNigma or whatever ridiculous name she conjured up for herself. A native who sounds like a Gaijin like me, described as a wild dog. I'll spoil this for you right now, there is only one wild dog in Seishin and she has a bite that's much worse than her bark. And unlike my Red Baron, I am willing to attack because I am no lapdog, regardless of what Jacqui Monroe would tell you. When it comes to the ring eNigma, I know a number of ways to put down anyone regardless of how strong, small and quick they are, and they sink in easily because of my training. Six seconds with the correct technique and you take a brief nap on the mat, which in most cases is enough time for me to steal a pin, but I rely on my pure power because it is much more fun to see the natives bounce!”
“The Vikings took another thousand years to finally reach Japan, and neither eNigma or Merlot can stop the raiders from making off with the gold!”
And then the screen went black...