Post by The Jersey Whore on Oct 30, 2015 22:34:12 GMT
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Of all of the corners in all of the cities in all of the world...she had ta walk int'a mine.
Thing about me an' Molly is, if babygirl says we goin' ta China...ain't nothin' to it. We goin' ta China. Ain't no way I'mma say no to my number one homegirl. Don't matter how cray-cray her idea is. One time homegirl say let's try ta be nice ta folk, an' we done tried and were nice to folk. That ain't work, but we damn sure tried. An' now she say let's take our twerkin' asses all the way 'cross an ocean, so that's what we done did. I ain't know why we couldn't stay in AC – there's a rasslin' place right on the Boardwalk, an' I could stay home with Pappino, plus all the johns down by the beach already know me – but babygirl said they done paid better or whatever in China, an' she was goin'. Ain't never been no changing her mind, so I done gone 'long with it. Same way I always do.
Thing is, I ain't good to go right that minute. I had some moves I had ta make first. So homegirl ends up goin' like a week 'fore me. I get there just in time to see her get thrown out of one a'them Crown Royal things - y'know, where you go over the top rope an' shit? I gave her shit 'bout it after. Said she did plenty a' that back in America already, no need ta fly all the way out here ta do it. She ain't said shit, though, 'cept thanks for 'memberin' to bring the shaver. So we cool.
That was two weeks ago – an' now, in a couple a' days, we got ourselves our first booking - on Main Event, yo! We be teamin' with a bunch'a other bitches, and we know they ain't like us, but we ain't care, 'cause we ain't like 'em much neither. One a' them I know from GPDub – that Bianca Davis. She a thot. The other two, I ain't got no clue 'bout, 'cept I know that girl, Kayak or whatever, is friends with that one bitch from back in Malibu. I sure hope none of them ain't thinkin' of gettin' in my face, 'cause if that happen, I'mma slap a ho, yo!
But that ain't matter. What matters is, me an' Molly got each other's backs. We work together, them bitches on the other team ain't even gon' know what hit 'em. Moll told me most a' them been winnin' they matches – the one girl won that Crown Royal thing – but there's one who done lost a couple times. So me 'n' Moll, we be goin' for that one first – an' then, after we done throwin' her out, we gon' run wild on everyone's asses, Twerkamania style.
Bank on it - come November 2, some bitches gon' get slapped in the Tits...
...an' they gon' show hella Ass.
