Post by Cherry on Oct 29, 2015 22:29:32 GMT
'She's a cheerleader! She's a cheerleader! She's a cheerleader!'
The voice – high-pitched and mocking – opens the latest video uploaded to the Seishin website, and is soon revealed to belong to a young blonde girl. Seen standing in what appears to be a small kitchen, the girl is clad in a kimono and has what appear to be paper-mache wrestling belts slung around her neck, shoulders, waist, and even her head, like a bandanna. As the camera focuses on her, she continues her sarcastic address:
'You know that girl Cherry? Did you know she's totally a cheerleader? I don't know anything else about her, but she's blonde and she was in the cheer squad in school, so she's gotta be worse than me, right? Right, guys? 'Cause I'm totally great, 'cause I've got all these belts! Look at how many belts I have! Aren't you like, totally jelly?! You wish you had these many belts! And they totally give me the right to hate on everyone and be a bully. 'Cuz they're belts, and I got 'em, and you don't. Am I right?! Am I right?! Please like meeeee!!!'
The final few words are delivered in a similarly sardonic whimper, as the blonde sheds her uncomfortable outfit to reveal a far more normal ensemble of a t-shirt and leggings. She then throws the outfit to one side as she continues:
'That's you, Saito. You see how dumb you look? No wonder the only people who like you are your family!'
The blonde glowers into the camera.
'You know what, though? You're right. I did mix up the two types of wrestling way back when. But guess what, Saito? I learned the difference! I trained! I got good. And sure, I lost a bunch of matches. But guess what?! Since coming to Seishin, I've had two matches...and won two. Not bad for a dumb, clueless cheerleader, huh?'
The youngster smirks.
'And you know what else?! Next Monday, I'm gonna make it three. And you know who I'm gonna beat to make it three? You, Saito. See, you can hate on me all you like – I make like Taylor Swift and Shake It Off. But when you go around bullying my friends? That's when we have a problem. You mess with PRD or my Sleepover Sister, you mess with me. And Saito...all you've done for like two weeks is mess with me.
So yeah, Saito...I know you think you're gonna win on Monday or whatever. You're so sure you're gonna win, you even handicapped yourself. Well, guess what? You shouldn't have done that, just like you shouldn't have messed with us. 'Cuz now, me and June are gonna make you pay. And when we're done making sure you don't advance in the tournament, guess how we're gonna decide who does? With a dance-off. Just watch us.
Oh, wait...I forgot...'
Cherry's smirk briefly widens before she walks off-frame, leaving the video to wrap itself up.
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