Post by teamprd on Oct 14, 2015 4:23:38 GMT
The pop music continues to play, signaling a return to the internet’s newest and greatest idol-based television program: PRD Good TV; Where before it was Meiko introducing segments, now the on screen kanji graphics proclaim a new segment entitled ‘JUNKO’S COSTUME CORNER!’ The camera holds whip pans over to a new part of the set where the dark haired, self-proclaimed most kawaii girl in wrestling, stands infront of an audience of stuffed animals. Today’s costume sees Junko in a military outfit, a cute small hat, even cuter dark fatigues on top, and a skirt on the bottom. Next to her is a whiteboard with the words ‘STRATEGY’ helpfully spelled out.
“Okay, soldiers, our target this time is candy! No! Not the sweets! The sweetie! Candi! Now as you know, we’ve faced this girl before and though it was unorthodox, our superior tactics, fashion sense, and choreography won the day. She may be an exotic dancer but we are IDOL DANCERS! And that is a lot harder to do! So, what’s the plan? Since dancing is off the table our first order of business should be to come up with a way to make her dance instead. The people down in Are and Dee have discovered that if we put glitter on our costume it might buy us enough time to do what we do best.”
“And what we do best is climb to the top of that there rope and fly like we have wings! Candi won’t be dancing her way out of this one, once we decide to put her on top with a Cover Shot! I don’t like being mean but Candi isn’t quite all there, I think she thinks the ring is just another place to dance and that will be enough. Having beaten her at her own game now it’s time we use the training we’ve done, the speed, the fashion, and even the smarts, to make this one a quick engagement.”
“Soldiers, I don’t expect you to go into this without hope. Our comrade has fallen and it falls to us to carry on the fight in her stead. We start with Candi but where we end…well…it’s at the end of a long, uphill battle. But have you seen our legs? Not only are they perfectly cute, they’re perfectly toned for speed, jumping, and running up any hill possible!”
“Candi! If this wasn’t a fight you could’ve been our third cutest in Seishin but since it is a fight…we have no choice. We will be fast. We will be accurate. We will be cute. And above all we will be…what?”
Junko puts a hand up to her ear.
“She wants to what?
Junko faces the troops again.
“Change of plan, soldiers. DANCE OFF ROUND TWO!”
Accepting the offer, Junko begins to dance to the infectious beats as an ad break signals the end of this segment. Merficully, no doubt, to those watching in confusion.
“Okay, soldiers, our target this time is candy! No! Not the sweets! The sweetie! Candi! Now as you know, we’ve faced this girl before and though it was unorthodox, our superior tactics, fashion sense, and choreography won the day. She may be an exotic dancer but we are IDOL DANCERS! And that is a lot harder to do! So, what’s the plan? Since dancing is off the table our first order of business should be to come up with a way to make her dance instead. The people down in Are and Dee have discovered that if we put glitter on our costume it might buy us enough time to do what we do best.”
“And what we do best is climb to the top of that there rope and fly like we have wings! Candi won’t be dancing her way out of this one, once we decide to put her on top with a Cover Shot! I don’t like being mean but Candi isn’t quite all there, I think she thinks the ring is just another place to dance and that will be enough. Having beaten her at her own game now it’s time we use the training we’ve done, the speed, the fashion, and even the smarts, to make this one a quick engagement.”
“Soldiers, I don’t expect you to go into this without hope. Our comrade has fallen and it falls to us to carry on the fight in her stead. We start with Candi but where we end…well…it’s at the end of a long, uphill battle. But have you seen our legs? Not only are they perfectly cute, they’re perfectly toned for speed, jumping, and running up any hill possible!”
“Candi! If this wasn’t a fight you could’ve been our third cutest in Seishin but since it is a fight…we have no choice. We will be fast. We will be accurate. We will be cute. And above all we will be…what?”
Junko puts a hand up to her ear.
“She wants to what?
Junko faces the troops again.
“Change of plan, soldiers. DANCE OFF ROUND TWO!”
Accepting the offer, Junko begins to dance to the infectious beats as an ad break signals the end of this segment. Merficully, no doubt, to those watching in confusion.
